I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via observando)
COLORED HAIR BLOG ｡◕‿◕｡
This case note is seriously going to be the death of me. I have no idea where this analysis is going, but I have a glass of wine, so let’s see where that takes me.
weave silk is my favorite and seed plant breeder is super fun.
for everyone rn
paint a nebula is my fav goddamn like try using all the colors holyshit
Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.
SO USEFUL! printing it now.
Please don’t give Syfy/The Asylum any ideas. Because you totally know they would do them.
FUCK YOU I WOULD WATCH ALL OF THESE
WHY WOULD YOU NOT WATCH ALL OF THESE?
I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO SEE HOW THEY’D MAKE 2SHARK 2NADO A THING
"If I’m bloated and need to wear a figure-hugging dress, I take a teaspoon of Angostura Bitters (yes, the liquor that can buy in any grocery store). It helps the bloat vanish.” — Fitness model/long-distance runner Amanda Russell
Most of these "secrets" from fitness models aren’t secrets at all: challenge your body, don’t eat junk, eat small meals, blah blah blah.
THAT is news I can use.
And it also might explain M.’s physique.* He regularly drinks club soda with many dashes of Angostura (to aid digestion, he says) and pioneered the “reverse cocktail” mini-trend (cocktails with lots of bitters and relatively little booze).
Holy crap, baby.
I’m never not listening to you again.**
* Well, that and his insane metabolism, yoga practice, and inexplicable weekday habit of not eating ‘til dinner (WHO DOES THAT?).
** Ha, yeah right.