Things I find interesting, funny, or moving... Sometimes about life in Louisiana, and a little about myself.
I don't own anything unless otherwise stated.
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I was looking up books to bring on vacation next week. That is seriously some targeted advertising!
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“Real Fact” #719
A strawberry is not an actual berry but a banana is. -
Paraprosdokian
A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
-Wikipedia
“If I am reading this graph correctly — I’d be very surprised.” - Colbert
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
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Source: aryastarks
